Can't help but laugh

Miles:  "Mama, these are lizards. Poop lizards." [points to an object he made with his building toys]

Me:  "Oh, like dung beetles?" (he learned about those in a book and thought they were hilarious)

Miles:  "Yea! They eat bugs, then POOP, then eat flies, then POOP! Poop lizards." 

Carson:  "Yook! a EM!"  [pointing at his name]

Miles:  "No, you don't have a M in your name. IIII have a M in my name. Trust me. I 4"

Me:  "Hey Miles, who is your best friend?"

Miles:  "Carson... [smiles and gives a sweet hug to Carson]

*MELT*

[Me laying with Carson on the couch]

Carson:  "No Mama. Off me! You no baby. IIII baby. You too big."

Carson:  "My bai foooo!! See!" [pooches out belly and proceeds to pat it]  ('my belly full!')

                 "Mama - pu chits in my bai. CHITS IN MY BAI!" [runs to pantry]  ('Mama, put chips in my belly. CHIPS IN MY BELLY!')

I gave the boys pom poms to use on their crafts and instead of gluing them to their paper, they were playing with them. No big deal. But.... for the rest of the day all I hear Carson talking about is...

"No touch my BALLS!" "Oh no! My balls stuck!" "Yook at my baby balls Mama!" 

I'm sorry, but come on. You can't help but laugh...

Miles: "Mama - I don't like your dance. Turn it off!"

Carson:  "I eat my BRA-nana Mama!"

Carson:  *eating blueberries* "Tank you fo my BOOBIESSS!!"

Miles:  "Mama - these coconuts are HUGE!"

Me: "...... uh... those are acorns"

*Looking at a pic of a dinosaur*

Todd:  "Look it's a green turkey"

Carson:  "No Tata. No turkey. ROAR!"

Miles:  "Mama!!!!" *Comes to be all excited* "I have frenkles! I'm a BIG BOY with frennnnklllessss!"

Oh these boys. Gotta love em.